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What if the Native Americans were right when they said: taking a picture will steal your soul? What if we can’t move on in the afterlife until all photos of us are destroyed? That pretty much makes Facebook pergatory.

I imagined myself in a potential future with a child. I push a stroller up to my car and opened the door to arrange some things inside. As I opened the car door someone comes up and holds my baby hostage for “all my money.” Instead of freaking out I say, “Shit. Keep it. All it does it poop, eat, and cry.” Cue baby screaming. The potential robber replies, “You’re fucking crazy.” The robber sets the baby back down and runs away.